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Q. What do dinosaur jokes have to do with face painting?
A. Nothing! Unless the face painter happens to really like dinosaur jokes, like I do!
Q. Why did the T Rex cross the road?
A. Because there weren't going to be any chickens for another 64 million years!
Q. What's a T. Rex's favorite number?
A. 8! and ate, and ate...
Q. What does a dinosaur eat for dinner?
A. A lot!!
Q. What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A. Anything you want to. It can't hear you!
Q. What do you get when two large, ferocious, meat-eating dinosaurs crash into each other?
A. Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!!
This next one was sent to us August 2nd by Cindy Liebherr. Thanks Cindy!!!!
Q. What do you call a large, sleeping dinosaur?
A. A BrachioSNOREus!
If you have a favorite good, clean, dinosaur joke, send it to me and we can post it for everyone to enjoy!